Holland Henton / Spread Head Inventor
Spread Heads is a simple idea that laid dormant in hibernation in the inventors head since 1991. The pressure of the idea became so constant accompanied by symptoms of dizziness, spells of nausea, constipation, smelly burps, hives and even distortion of sounds. His only course of action was to bring the idea to life or go nuts—because he was such an infamous procrastinator he decided to go nuts.
Mr. Henton became one of those sidewalk mumbling nomads singing repetitively what seemed to be a jingle for Spread Heads from a Saturday morning children TV spot.
One day an up and coming jingle genius passed by the babbling singing inventor and the catchy tune caught his ear. The inventor was coaxed to go into a sound booth in exchange for a shopping cart with two good wheels—the rest is history.
A fourth generation over worked American car assembly line body maker forced into early retirement after the government's tax payer bail out debacle, stumbled on the jingle due to the loose regulations of the 2001 Patriot Act, and decided to mass produce Spread Heads for kids worldwide.
And if you listen closely you might hear the inventor humming his Spread Head jingle as he pushes his grocery store cart up and down the aisles of the worldwide grocery store chains he currently owns.
